There was once a detective named L,
He was a genius, anyone could tell.
But then there was Light,
And try as L might,
For this perfect boy he fell.

Light, busy with his Kira dealings,
Could no longer ignore his own feelings.
He wanted to tell L how he felt,
How he made his heart melt,
But Misa’s presence had him on various ceilings.

One night when they were all alone,
Light finally felt in the zone.
He turned to L,
And started to tell
The feelings the detective had sown.

Hearing this, L was very glad.
And whoever should blame the Lad?
He had found his very first friend!
His heart did greatly ascend,
While looking at his hot new comrade.

Suddenly, L found himself on the floor,
Being smothered with kisses galore.
Being kissed on the lips,
Straddled at the hips,
And hearing Light demanding for more.

Amidst all this action, Misa came in,
And she thought: “Booyah, FTW!”
“I will tape this and sell it on e-bay!”
So she filmed the two having their way,
Then stalking off with a pretty big grin.

When the next morning,
The team stomped in without a warning,
The found the two asleep on the floor,
Wearing their boxers, nothing more.
Which made Matsuda stomp off scorning.

As the lovebirds finally awoke,
Light’s dad nearly had another stroke,
His only son was gay!
Whatever was he going to say,
To his wife, the family and the townsfolk?!

After that work continued as before,
With Kira killing more and more.
But the nights were steamy from then on,
Filled with action until dawn.
Never again would they be a bore.

This is the end, without further ado.
Go find something else to do.
Look at some nice yaoi,
If that should bring you joy.
For reading to the very end, I say “Thank you!”